| ~*~EVERYTHING IS SASSY AND NOTHING HURTS~*~ |
| CURRENTLY TRYING TO SURVIVE IN THE GREAT WHITE CANADIAN NORTH. I CAN'T GET ANY SUPPLIES TO DRAW. I MUST LEAVE THE SAFETY OF MY IGLOO AND WANDER UNTIL I FIND A NICE BIRCH TREE, THEN CHEW THE BARK UNTIL IT'S RENDERED INTO FINE PULP. I THEN EXPEL THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH BETWEEN TWO FLAT ROCKS AND LEAVE IT TO DRY UNTIL IT SOLIDIFIES INTO PAPER. DEPENDING ON WOOD AVAILABILITY, I USE OLD CHARCOAL FROM THE FIRE THAT I MAINTAIN TO SURVIVE, AND MY BLOOD AS PAINT. I AM A VERY SELF SUFFICIENT PERSON. |